About the Ark

...and they lived happily ever after...

The Mythic Call

Sorry I've been behind on my writing/feedback lately kids...I've been a little preoccupied...

In a good way.

I'll catch up soon.

;)

+AES

P.S. L.A. Lakers victory riots? Really? What the f*ck is wrong with some people? On SO many levels? Why do those among us who don't act like heathens have to tolerate such behavior? Grrr... I'm ashamed. Seriously, come the f*ck on people. That is all. Carry on.

P.P.S. Bonus metaphorical twist. Or not. lol

More context.

(insert time machine flashback)

Monday, January 19, 2009

Blurring things.
Current mood:Sarcastically dramatic.
Category: Life
(This is an edited rewrite of a previous post of mine. Can you blindly guess the date?)



So anywho, I was lured into watching some Ron Paul propaganda, and I
realized there is a strong voice of dissent from the one man that made
a statement about not selling out...



...things that make you go hmmm...







Ah, the hell with it.





Here's what I wrote about I'm not even sure what...you guys would love
the stuff I haven't been posting. Although I suppose it's probably
open knowledge and a running inside joke amongst certain law
enforcement and intelligence communities given The Patriot Act and all.




It would almost be disappointing if it's not.




You KNOW they have got some funny stories of tracking some funny
people...now it's just a matter of them 'spinning-off' with a career
change into writing and the use of fake names and metaphors etc.
Seriously, where are all the sitcoms about the CIA, FBI, NSA, DHS, EDD,
etc. spying on you? (Yes, I threw EDD in there just to be a
smartass.) They can spy on us... but have to be too secretive about
the information to even give us some good sitcom entertainment out of
it? WTF? Where is your sense of humor?







Good-day mates!







Cheers!







"Why are we talking with Australian accents?"







Because I spent the whole first part of the story on MySpace Australia semi-unknowingly for no reason.









Don't ask me. The funny thing about online technology is it is largely
geographically independent. I could be next door, but you'd think I'm in
Australia b/c I overlooked one little field. Think about how close so
many are physically while being psychologically isolated.







It's all relative, but that's ironically irrelevant occasionally.







Here's the nonsense for today:









Remember how I'm always talking about safety mechanisms through
parallel stories? My whole little literary 'kingdom prototype in your mind's
sky' thing?







Well, just in case, I've got a few pretty serious
marketing campaigns just waiting on me to decide what to use them
for...it's just a matter of choosing how to be most constructive I
suppose. ;)







I digress...







...while lost in la-la land,
fighting a war on fighting and war...or was it just boredom and
creative writing expressing disdain for ships of fools adrift in
man-made perfect storms? Alright...don't listen to me...but drowning
sucks.





Can no one trust anyone anymore for Christ's sake? And by Christ I
mean the Sun and the idealized human behavioral metaphor...not the propaganda messiah. Why not
start redefining what's right with the +ru+h vs. CHOSEN blind
acceptance?





What do you mean it's not chosen but believed? Do you choose to
believe? Do you believe you are chosen? Do you not think everyone
should have to openly explain the meaning of life according to them and
how they choose to pursue it? Shouldn't it be done BLINDLY on
performance, personality, intelligence, creativity, and the ability to
perform in that capacity most efficiently, effectively, happily, fairly
and honestly if not compassionately?





So where the f*ck are the rest of these fools' minds @?





Don't get me started.









Although if it is just a financial metaphor you will survive right? At
what cost? I'm going to make a t-shirt that says "Are we living in
fear yet?"







I chase my tail, it chases me. My tail gives me attitude on occasion, sometimes I forget it exists and ignore it.





Is this how people see God or are they living in an entirely different
and twistedly false group fantasy? Why? Suit yourselves...but mine is
SO MUCH BETTER. The Spaghetti Monster gives me lots of flexibility when I preach. lol







"Can the economy be saved by commemorative plate sales?"







Figures the infomercial "fine print predators' would whore out the new
president before he was even president. Comically tragic irony wrapped
in mind-twisting bullshit. So you put some stickers on coins and sold
them for $20 a set? Really Montel? Really? With the recession coming
and all? Really?







Hi! I'm Allyn 'the Arbitration' Tygrrr. :)







(insert sarcastic alternate strategy)









Operation: Yellowcard :)







That's right, you have a temporary
yellow insert over the flag or 'not-designed-to-be-blanket' issue if necessary while we arbitrate
what the hell certain people have done to the future of our lives and
why. I'm sorry...but I want the absolute best of the best running and
designing the systems that govern me...that is NOT what I see or how our
current government operates.



It's getting embarrassing and probably causing lots of psychological trauma. Ya think?









It becomes apparent quickly and painfully sometimes.







I would argue my plan is better.









Too extreme? You don't want to try and bribe certain people out of
leading us down a future path to Idiocracy BEFORE we run out of
imaginary money to buy them off with?









OK, fine...then can we at least elect Google to design an 'optimized'
government from the ground up as I proposed a few years back? No,
seriously. Use data to understand just how 'less than ideal' things
are, then design a plan to correct it to 'best practices'
sustainability by the most efficient and effective means necessary.








Well, suit yourselves. If nothing else this abstract argument should
encourage 'healthy debate'. Personally I think Octomom's behavior and
choices are criminal and abusive...but who am I to judge?...except
someone who has gone above and beyond to not burden others unfairly nor
bring innocent life into the world irresponsibly.









Sue me.







Speaking of failure to tame the rhetoric...







Guess what? WTF Radio is starting again. Get out your pom-poms girls!









Saturdays @ 1 PST on --> KCTY.org







Go Obama!...can you get
me a minute-by-minute breakdown of what the CEO's that accepted the
funds are doing? For what it cost us, we need to see the lifestyle
that precipitated it from a '1st-person' perspective. ;)







That is all.







+AES





P.S. The beauty about numbers is that they don't lie...unless it was lies that created them.





P.P.S. Has anyone else noticed how 1980's-ishly outdated the Dow Jones
board that keeps erasing years of your savings on super-CGI-enhanced TV is? The Lord works in
mysterious ways.



Bonus Video!!! --> Australian Politicians vs. The Media Debating 'our' Economy

The End Game

Ha. Yeah, like whatever.

Well kids, there's good news and there's bad news.

The good news is I've met some really wonderful, amazing people online lately, so thank God I'm finally getting the right kind of friends and influences I need around me again.

The bad news is apparently my whole plan to conquer/save the world is wrong according to this guy: http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=102461410020

Dear media, government, religious circles, friends...please discuss at will.

I'm sure you're aware of how I rail against certain elements of our society like false advertising and predatory mindsets that take advantage of and abuse other people, but, although this guy is intelligent, I don't think his radical and hostile attitude towards eradicating money will work nor is something so extreme necessary...but since I spent the last few days debating this guy in circles about something completely different (something about principle, character, and fact...which I won...go figure), I figured it might not hurt to post his take on things since he defends them so strongly.

I will admit he is a much better writer than me, but I think his screen name ('Fukyio Pinion' = 'Fuk yir opinion') and attitude could use a little improvement.

...something about honey and vinegar.

He does have some very good points, I agree with him on a lot of stuff, but we need practical plans that work in reality...so the difference between reality and the dream on this one is a much farther stretch then some of the 'save the world' plans I've proposed...but hey, this is for the sake of argument.

The rest of my week has been a LONG story...but in a amazingly positive surreal way.

Go me!

Thanks God/Jesus/Aliens/whomever!

Un-f-n-believable is right.

;)

+AES

Is God Religious?

Here's a pretty well-written article I found discussing just that.

http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2003/6/20/44736/2173

+AES

Operation: Cynderella

'A seat at the table'

And once again welcome to the this edition of the craziest shit I ever heard...

from Allen...

this week...

that might also be one of the most brilliant and yet simplistic G-D ideas of all time...

Oh? What's that? You wanna know why it's called Operation: Cynderella?

Y = Why...and you just asked why. Get it?

...just a step or two ahead...

Oh...you already knew that key to the symbolism, but you wanted to know where oh where and how did the Cynderella character just pop into the story?

Because I had the brilliant idea for my plan to save the world...or at least build the model to do it...while washing dishes.

My life went from dishwasher = taken for granted to WTF happened to the dishwasher?

Actually that's happened to me a few different times in life but it always goes back to living in a circumstance with a dishwasher one way or another.

There's actually a beyond-brilliant actual sub-text to this story, but only if it works out of course. I love hypothesizing things that seem impossible and then turning them into 3D living, breathing reality.

(exhale)

So...there I was pondering some of the recent groups I've joined on Facebook and how to potentially use them to their full capacity. There was a bit of comically mis-directed drama associated by some to the whole scheme...but I think it's largely unfounded for my purposes. I mean, since when is the UN a bad thing? Some (very intelligent actually) dude's all trippin like blah, blah, blah...and I just think he is an antagonistic thinker instead of a builder/designer like me. He doesn't understand the UN is exactly the tool we (or at least I) need.

(lightning strike)

OK. Now this whole plan is going to need some ingredients, and remember, it's comically delusional in the first place, it's not like we could create an international economy-stimulating plan to model the entire world digitally.

Bear with me. This isn't as impossible as the insane amounts spent on military technology. So much destruction of so much of man's glorious efforts invested...

For what? Because you couldn't design a better global control system to protect them?

WTF? Grrr... I'm not a destroyer, I'm a designer.

Every time you destroy something, you destroy the meaning of all the heart and soul that was put into it. Life wasted that need not be. That is obviously not efficient, as well as being very painful, which ultimately leads to more than a small fraction of the world's most serious problems. Mind you, I understand all serious problems are relative, but I also understand the escape from them feels equally liberating.

Improvement is improvement.

Now then, what if we could design a way to offer humanity more of that in real life, so less of it will need to be demanded from the spiritual level? Not that there's anything wrong with the spiritual level, but if you more closely aligned the spiritual level globally... That could be cool huh? It should become more automatic as man is more in harmony with the planet and his own natural programming spectrum.

See, humans are funny creatures. And from this point on, humans no longer exist. Only monkeys. For the purposes of our modeling, we will be using monkeys. Monkey representations of humans, but monkeys just the same.

Are you a doctor? No, you're a monkey who thinks you're a doctor acting like a doctor. Is that a Holy man? No, that's a monkey acting like a Holy man. Is that a _______? No, it's a monkey acting like a ________. As Jesus once said: If they're mean to you, just say "nice suit" and keep walking. You know they're just monkeys too.

The idea here is something beyond a real-world Second Life 3D Google Maps Streetview Reality Simulation project. It's not nearly as complicated as it sounds...we're just waiting on the technology...which is coming quick, we just need to figure out how to map and install the model in reality. I guess it's taken a long time for monkeys to become so advanced...although they've been thinking they were advanced for a really long time right? Don't worry, history is going to look back at this and laugh.

(enter the UN)

Why not stick some Google Street View picture setups on the UN vehicles?

Why not create some robot cameras for internet real-time broadcast of...

Whoops! The Daily Show and Colbert Report time.

Detailing my model on how to model and account for every life in virtual reality before changing them in real life will have to wait until later.

+AES

P.S. It's funny how I brand cleaning my room 'Operation: Cynderella' just to make myself enjoy doing it. True Cynderella analogy is a story not yet shared. Wow. I've been writing while watching the Daily Show...looks like my A.D.D. is going back and forth between screens. Welcome to my world! lol ;)

P.P.S. The 'Cynderella' aspect is also the ultimate plan to have every person in this world 'accounted for' and a 'seat at the table of humanity' for them. Have different levels of tables in different places to start, but then use technology to coordinate and assist in building new ways. Once everyone has a laptop and a 'seat at the virtual table in my model society', once everything is worked out and tested in the model first (virtually, like a Facebook-type experience) then the world could be instantly reprogrammed and redesigned from the 'inside out'. Call me crazy, but at least give me points for tryin. ;)

P.P.P.S. Now Colbert's on in Iraq...with his new fur cut. I like quality entertainment.

No, but seriously...

What's going on in the media these days?

I only wish you guys could read my emails...or that the NSA would just share them openly.

lol

Merry Tuesday!

;)

AES

P.S. The funniest shit ever is that Dan still thinks I'm taking over the world or something...even though he doesn't read my blog regularly. It's been a year or two since I got him semi-caught-up in the whole conspiracy, and I only talk to him to say hi every few months since he's still in the East Coast. WTF? No, seriously, what the f*ck is really going on? He's not smoking weed, so I can't blame the weed. Hmmm...

Dear Media,

The only way to truly appreciate the comedy of my life would be to track my virtual misadventures and conversations on Facebook (and possibly even MySpace).

I wish I had the time and patience to repost some of these conversations...but for now I'll just remain silent. It is pure comedy though, on level so brilliant I could never write it myself. Nor could I likely write so passionately for such an extended period of time unless actually engaged in a heated debate or defense of some random principle.

Good news!!!

Today I officially go back to saving my own life!

Self-Directed Behavior book? Check.

Let's see...now where was I?

This part is always tough, because within the first few sentences, a flood of knowledge of what I am 'supposed' to be doing versus what I have been doing rushes over me. Damn A.D.D.

Wow.

Hopefully more compelling, informative, useful entries to follow.

:)

Happy Monday!

;)

+AES

The 'New in Town' Project

Just an idea.

Intense.

"The vice of over-population and dwindling resources."

Whoopsy! Did we do that? = FAIL x infinity if you don't correct the problems...now.

http://c89b645e.seriousfiles.com/

I keep trying to tell ya'll...I got/we need an App for that.

Dubai? Las Vegas? Hell, even LA...

Shame on your excess and inefficiency. I didn't realize the Earth was in such bad shape although I did realize mankind's behavior is FUBAR to a level that's ironically self-destructive. Hey, join the club, apparently the greatest nations in the world are doing it, but...

If we're going to survive, we're going to be needing to start doing things more intelligently...ya think?

I haven't finished watching it yet, but this movie is an eye-opener.

Pull your heads out of the sand kids, the world's not gonna save itself.

If not global warming, the over-expanding population and almost grotesque consumption of natural, non-renewable resources should be terrifying. No kids for me so that others shall live? Sure, fine...they just better be better human specimens than me...and that's not what I see. :( Fuck certain human behavior and mentality. :)

'night!

;)

+AES

2 CR8TIV

(MySpace update)

What are you doing right now?
<+he WYZARD projec+> How many MySpace peeps will be played by the cartoon version of this bird in a yet-to-be-titled working project? http://lnk.ms/0Bncn 3 minutes ago
Mood: 2 CR8TIV
view more comment
Add comment...
Submit

*
<+he WYZARD projec+>
<+he WYZARD projec+> 43 seconds ago
The shit people randomly send via the internets seems amusingly pointless sometimes...although I had no idea such a thing existed before, I kind of suspected something like it did. Interesting, a bird dancing to real old school music in real life. I wonder what happens if you play gangsta rap or techno?

Friends

On Facebook my friends are media personalities, rocket scientists, and 'alternative' intellectuals from around the world...and I haven't 'whored out' that profile--i.e. just befriended hundreds of people I don't know well.

Conversely, my MySpace 'friend pool' is populated with comedians and relatively high percentage of bimbos relatively speaking?

Why?

;'(

Apparently just demographics and the law of averages.

O M G the trainwrecks are predictable and comical, yet are still painful to watch.

I mean, as a people watcher, several key elements of the human condition under different circumstances stand out.

It's too bad, because I only find about 1 out of every hundred girls 'cute' enough to even consider, and beyond that, with my moral expectations and intellectual 'projection' level...f*ck.

...and you wonder why I focused on Hollywood as presumably the kind of place I would find 'dreamgirl' because they would have the same ultra-ambitious 'life view' and still be damn good human beings.

I mean really. All I ever wanted was to find a female version of myself or better...but damn, I guess the odds are stacked against me.

Then you throw the ultimate capitalism pyramid scheme mindset on top of the human behavioral fire...and whoosh!

WTF?

Yeah. I know. That's what I'm saying.

It's all part of the plan.

Friends.

;)

"this is good though, because it gives me an idea how to fix it"

+AES

P.S. Fine. Fuck it. But if I get rich, and then girls like me, how in the fuck can I feel OK about that, because they aren't completely the right type of girls. But I'm in such an 'extreme' position instead of just a 'normal' one, I can't really even test that effectively. Which gives me an idea...

P.P.S. Yes, you may have parts of a wonderful human being in you as well. I feel bad that our society so looks up to attractive people, when if everyone were just attractive and intelligent...would the world run completely differently without the circumstantial conditioning into less-than-ideal behavior patterns? Maybe?

P.P.P.S. I put myself through A LOT, but I am so damn happy to be me. I presume everyone else feels that way too? If not, your mind should naturally adapt to rationalize whatever hand you've been dealt. But the catch is, the human 'internal' range of emotion is controlled by the mind, and with the right 'well-designed' blinders on, things like the Christian 'Heaven is in your mind and doesn't consider material possessions' work...now we just need to update the storyline to make a real difference in the world.

P.P.P.P.S. At least my real life friends are totally normal. lol

I'm just saying...

If it were my Death Star, we would totally be running this shit more efficiently and respectfully.

Sorry. Blame Stephen (or Stephen's writers).

The Colbert Report just said we have a Death Star!!!

Woohoo!!! Doh. Woohoo!!!

Only because I can just start more conversations with 'If it were my Death Star...' instead of 'If it were my planet...'.

Eh, same difference, but he sounded excited about it and they dropped some balloons, so it might be a literary device worth mentioning.

Also, the alternative marriage categorizations he proposed make sense in a sarcastic way, just like what so much of what I occasionally spout does.

Or not.

Whatever dog.

If people got over themselves enough to admit that they may not be right because they don't know any better, then you are 90% of the way there.

Touche.

Hey. Life experience builds character, although some people have much more amazing characters to start.

I don't like "tough, mean" companies and I don't necessarily like "tough, mean" people unless it's just a front and they're really, really nice to me because my role as a writer is to gauge shit like that. And then I don't let them be pricks to other people, which is why I'm the kind of person that's worth knowing. I have standards.

OK, in the 'non-TV-reflecting' news, I didn't make it to the candlelight vigil for the two Vanguard journalists as I had intended to...but seriously, it's like God didn't want that to happen, so I just turned back home and saved my sanity from the traffic after I only made it to Carson by 5:40 (after leaving my house at 5).

Hey, I took the Google Maps alotted amount of time 'w/traffic', but at the pace I was making, that wasn't going to happen as planned. I guess they don't take rush hour and rain into account in their estimated time estimates, and that's as soon as I could leave.

Oh well, sorry kids, I'll get to meet you guys another time.

My thoughts are with the girls. I tried to spin my 'Dear Leader' rhetoric in the best way possible lest anyone is paying attention, that's the best I can do.

Speaking of perfect storms...

It was absolutely gorgeous yesterday with the coolest looking clouds in the sky. I didn't bring my camera and was on the motorcycle, or else I probably would have taken pictures of them they were so cool....and I'm not the kind of person that thinks about taking pictures of clouds very often. In case you care.

Today it was drizzling and sprinkling on and off all day...until I left for Santa Monica...when it literally started pouring when I walked out the door towards my car.

WTF? I mean really, WTF? This is why I can't believe in God, because if I did, all the other 'what are the odds?' coincidences would make me think God just loves to fuck with me.

Lately I've been worried that my recent life path is still aimed near the spotlight in a possibly 'still misdirected' way. It occurs to me, if I go the talkshow host route, I most likely won't be able to get super-rich from it...but it would be fun and I would be happy...although my previous life plans were always worried about designing epic business models.

When I was in high school, my 'dream' was to start a company, and do well enough with whatever I created that I took it national...and possibly even international.

Then I went to college just to say I did and get a piece of paper, and after that moved to Hollywood.

(change direction and start over completely)

(several times)

See. Here's the kicker. This is where I realize my fragile (super) ego (insecurity) got in the way of my better judgment before.

(enter Allen the model on the catwalk or whatever)

Exhibit A: What the fuck am I doing?

I could never have gotten rich as a male model, it was just to prove some token feeling of importance and that all that time I spent working out was worth something (and to meet really pretty girls)...so next thing you know, I'm trying to make money looking pretty when I not super-pretty, and ignoring my much more powerful characteristics, that had sense been sidetracked as I was focused on all the wrong shit that I realize I lot of MySpace-type people still do.

...and we won't even get into the stupid fucking club scene...

Bad choices in women. Enough said. Lessons learned.

However...

Why didn't I think about the media option WAY back then?

I could have saved years of wasted life.

Honest to God, didn't know it existed.

Oh well, better late than never.

Hmmm...

Real-estate or rolling the dice in Hollywood? Both. ...and maybe design as a hobby.

It just occurred to me I've done extensive research on this before. I should retrace my steps, because although my circumstance changes, my mind used to do pretty damn good at thinking shit out to the Nth degree.

When in doubt, just go back to where you left off before...right?

Alright, I'm rambled enough for now. Been taken notes still...

Thank God for small things right Allen?

Yeah.

But I can't help but keep staring at everything else that's possible anyway.

Call me a dreamer...

'night dreamer!

doveryai, no proveryai

;)

+AES

Compromise?

COM PROM IS E ?

How can I turn that word into a metaphorical system that designs compromise?

That concludes today's random thought.

Here, read this.

http://www.biblesecrets.org/METAPHOR.htm

Please remember, I try to keep my slate clean for a reason.

Have a super Saturday!

;)

+AES