Your reality is only partially manufactured.

Overclockin' your noggin. Only on Sumdays.

There's a lot more to the story and off-the-wall rhetoric than at first you might suspect.

It's "just" a meme... Or is it?

If you don't know, you have no idea what you're missing, and there is only one way to find out.

That said; don't be silly. +he 777 Agend^ does not (Really?) exist. Any references are purely coincidental and most likely just a figment of your imagination. 0r not.

For the time being I have been using Facebook as my writing platform of choice far, far, far (x 100,000+pictures and real-time updating and now with New! "Reality Sync") above this blog, so if you're brave and/or bored/curious, be my guest by clicking the badge to the wRight.

You never know what kind of gems you might find hidden in the rough or just how valuable they could potentially be to you and your quality of existence within this lifetime on this planet. Hey, if it's good enough for the Best of the Best, then why would you think it might not be good enough to be of remote interest to you?


Interesting is an understatement.

Once you pay attention long enough to figure out what's really going on it will blow your mind.

In a Good way.

That would be the point.

Merry +++mas.

- A! -

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Thank You Stephen...

...and Company.

I like retroactive entertainment that blurs the line like that. Stellar genius guys.

Don't worry, I'll explain that quote's origins in the future if need be in case everyone isn't following my every whisper on Facebook...which is where I track myself if there is anyone reading this blog that doesn't know of my Facebook if there is anything I say or do worth reading...

Way over due.

But the question is, had I not double-linked it, how many of you would have ever noticed the screen name? That wouldn't mean it wasn't there right?

(insert God-like entertainment/comedy)



Jeff Goldblum is dead.

Well, at least is seems certain like minds felt the MJ 'blanket' was a bit too much more important than other current events in world history...

But tell them what they've won Allen...

Ummm...we won't even go into political ideology land tonight.


There. Happy? cute, I retract the claws all diplomatic like because I really want to see the world succeed...and damn, man, you know...being me, it's tough to look around the world and be okay with it, because I have a tendency to try and 'solve' the problems others seem to prefer ignoring.

That is not a sustainable model children. Model the story, then make it a happy one while still trying to end up where it needs to end up. I can't even imagine looking back on this in 10 years, because when I look back on my life in any past context I start laughing my ass off.



P.S. Guess what I learned how to do today? ✧

P.P.S. Can we have a talk about role models? Why is that Allen?

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Resonate Frequencies

Now this is more like it.

I like the video transition effects.

Been finding all kinds of cool stuff lately.





P.S. Thank you media/God for turning the news back to 'normal' today. Things are feeling more sane again. If you consider the current state of world affairs sane. I'm not sure how that's possible all things considered, but isn't it nice to know there seems to be a pretty serious force of good in the world too?

Friday, June 26, 2009

MJ and the Media...

Not well-trained.

Seriously, WTF?

Fine, cover Michael Jackson's death, but at least hide some stuff in between the lines to make it interesting. Oh, you are, because we give a f*ck that Michael was on drugs not about the thousands of others that can be saved or those that survived such tragic conditions?

I mean wow. Unless something dramatically good comes from this...why must we waste so many resources?...ugh, the market based demographics are going to be the death of society. Something about Rome the circus and bread....except the best we can do is this and whatever 'circus' Britney's got going on with the midget porn dude?

Wow, that's what I call a high-class role model. It makes one wonder what kind of society idolizes false idols for profit and then idolizes the process itself like it's normal human behavior.

Is it? A controllable one though.

Seriously what a crazy paradox. I'm not a clinical psychologist, but I think the fame/attention made Michael Jackson regress...big time. I knew some guys in my old acting class who were completely badass dancers...and they had all been to Michael's ranch and seemed to have some inside joke about it. I'm pretty sure they were all gay/bisexual...but I never asked straight-up and didn't want to know more.

Strange world. I'm surprised they interviewed Al Sharpton but not Katt Williams about Michael's death. Hmmm...

Let's see, what else is new? What do you mean you don't know? Well, I've kind of turned Facebook into my diary anyway. (Yawn.)

Yes, I know.

So, what needs to be done by what time in order for planet Earth to have a future?

We can't kill the living planet, but it would be nice if we stopped trying so hard.

Inefficiency isn't pretty.

All you need is least spiritually. Errr...and trust. And food and shelter I suppose...ohhhh...but that leads us back to pointing out the gross inefficiencies in our society. Can we afford to continue living this way? For how long? Can I get a deadline just to be safe? Just watch over and over until it sinks in.

It's easy to do nothing, but I would like to do something in the right direction instead. Luckily we're slowly starting to fire on all cylinders again...although typing with one finger at the moment.


Well, it is what it is...which is getting much closer to perfection from barely still giving a fuck like I have been designing it to for a lo-o-ong time. Go me. At least our society still seems to give a damn and look up to nice guys like MJ as well as the self-glorified 'thugs' like Tupac.


What's most frightening is the turnout Michael Jackson's death pulls, but that 'presence' is completely absent in so many seemingly much more worthy endeavors and causes. It's a junk food society, the signs are everywhere. Literally.

On a brighter note...

I liked Jack Nicholson's yellow 'No Fear' hat I saw when flipping channels through TMZ earlier. Total flashback to when I got my first car that I was so damn proud of...I put a color-coordinated 'No Fear' sticker on the back window...BUT...I picked that up in California and put in on my car back in Texas...where no one had ever heard of No Fear yet...but it caught up with everyone else eventually. I'm cool before it's cool to be cool because I don't give a fuck about trying to be cool anymore. My life runs in funny patterns like that.

'night kids!



P.S. Footnote--> Although after watching an MSNBC special on MJ about his childhood, I feel REALLY bad for the guy. Watching him spend millions of dollars on ridiculous vases seems almost like he's trying to fill some other voids. Oh well. R.I.P. Mike. Any faults he had seemed to be the result of circumstance as much as anything else.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009


Well, I have to give Facebook credit for putting my ideas into action for me. Will it gain steam? Probably not enough without the media. We'll see.

The random idea of mine:
(Select comments from the conversation on an Iranian man's status updates which can be found here by scrolling down to the 7:31 p.m. entry on 6/23/9. Watching this guy's posts will also give you a first-person perspective of Iran on the ground.)

Allen Simpson at 9:16pm June 23
They should symbolically get picked up by other teams somehow.

Kylie Cox at 9:19pm June 23
how? doesn't one need to be a citizen of a country to be eligible to play for their national team?

Allen Simpson at 9:23pm June 23
No, I was thinking teams from other countries should wear the green armbands in support of the principles being expressed that got the players fired.

Could other teams literally pick them up? I have no clue, but that just illustrates how silly the world is.

Pantea Love at 11:12pm June 23


You gotta love that eh? When in doubt just pickup the idea and run with it.

Sorry I haven't been writing lately guys...since it's just a hobby unfortunately I don't approach it as a job, which means I can disappear for days like the SC governor and just assume no one notices. There is quite a bit from me all over Facebook though.

Sign the petition, get it announced on the news, fight the war symbolically.

Have a Wonderful Wednesday!



Friday, June 19, 2009

The Prophecy.

It's not like I choose to have things appear in the order they do to me in my life, they just do...almost as perfectly as they had been envisioned, actually more so because they are imperfect but perfect in spirit. Spirit is important.

My spirit has a tendency to seriously over-estimate people, but the catch is, it could be argued it's not me, I was just around the wrong types of people.

Now then, we all know more or less all I've been asking for is essentially a female version of myself, like a mirror of my soul to talk to right? Well, here in Los Angeles, those things are conditioned to be few and far between, so it's really no wonder I said "fuck it, I'm not wasting my time because all I do is get distracted and look where that's led me." and decided to focus on my career completely instead first.


That's alright, cause this is still about spinning clock-wise finally.


Let's just say I've been having a lot more positive influence in my life on a spiritual level lately...although I haven't been completely productive career-hunting-wise, well, it's been interesting because I've written more this week than I have in a very long time...and yet no real new posts from me? Just some links... Hmmm...

But, whether real or not, if you reverse-engineered the story using some of the things in the Law of Attraction much less the whole 2012 symbolic event of some kind...well, for the story to unfold as it is, it sounds like something Disney wrote...which works fine for me.

It's like hey, give me someone to talk to who's almost on my level even if that is out of centerfield at this point in time. It is simply a 'filter' that can be applied.

Like the color yellow, but you make it symbolize what's right.

And the internet has a funny way of making that happen automatically.

Go internets! Even if things sometimes seem to fit too perfectly together.

Here's something I received in my Facebook inbox, I haven't read it all yet, but I will after I post this and then step back and analyze life through that 'prism' to point out what's real and what's not, but where it is safe to jump between the two.

It's no different than being religious, group influenced delusional beliefs, but to what end those beliefs extend should not be taken any more literally than the characters in the which I would also like to point out...

Who here knows what the word allegory means?

100 Quotes from "The Secret"

And my responses below each.

1. We all work with one infinite power

Existence is nothing but energy.

2. The Secret is the Law of Attraction (LOA)

The Secret is painting coincidence in a certain way.

3. Whatever is going on in your mind is what you are attracting

It's what you are living in 'parallel' with in your reality.

4. We are like magnets - like attract like. You become AND attract what you think

Lucky me. Who do I thank?

5. Every thought has a frequency. Thoughts send out a magnetic energy

Wow has this been an interesting week for thought frequency.

6. People think about what they don't want and attract more of the same

God the news is garbage compared to all the positive stuff online.

7. Thought = creation. If these thoughts are attached to powerful emotions (good or bad) that speeds the creation

Damn I'm good.

8. You attract your dominant thoughts

The coincidences are inescapable sometimes.

9. Those who speak most of illness have illness, those who speak most of prosperity have it..etc..

Yes, now the 'parallel' existence that is 'spirit' in your mind will think a lot less 'ill' thoughts when not trapped in an 'ill-thought-inducing' real environment.

10. It's not "wishful" thinking.


11. You can't have a universe without the mind entering into it

(enter the color Yellow)

12. Choose your thoughts carefully .. you are a masterpiece of your life

And what a masterpiece it is.

13. It's OK that thoughts don't manifest into reality immediately (if we saw a picture of an elephant and it instantly appeared, that would be too soon)

Well, is quickly as is reasonably possible makes sense though.

14. EVERYTHING in your life you have attracted .. accept that fact .. it's true.

Did I attract my parents before I was born to them?

15. Your thoughts cause your feelings

But your feelings can cause your thoughts more.

16. We don't need to complicate all the "reasons" behind our emotions. It's much simpler than that. Two categories .. good feelings, bad feelings.

No. You need to deconstruct where the 'triggers' come from and modify behavior routines accordingly.

17. Thoughts that bring about good feelings mean you are on the right track. Thoughts that bring about bad feelings means you are not on the right track.

It's like night and day.

18. Whatever it is you are feeling is a perfect reflection of what is in the process of becoming

That's not the first time I heard perfect reflection this week. Strange.

19. You get exactly what you are FEELING


20. Happy feelings will attract more happy circumstances

And the meaning of life is Happiness.

21. You can begin feeling whatever you want (even if it's not there).. the universe will correspond to the nature of your song

Thank you Jesus!

22. What you focus on with your thought and feeling is what you attract into your experience

Where the material world meets human spirit and imagination. Calibers vary.

23. What you think and what you feel and what actually manifests is ALWAYS a match - no exception

There are at least 2 or 3 ways to look at things, it depends on which perspective one takes, but yes, that is an option that can been seen as clear and present.

24. Shift your awareness

To what specifically if not best practices towards a specific goal?

25. "You create your own universe as you go along" Winston Churchill

You're reading about at least a small fraction of it this very second.

26. It's important to feel good ( ( ( (((good))) ) ) )

I'm always happy but yet I can envision being even happier.

27. You can change your emotion immediately .. by thinking of something joyful, or singing a song, or remembering a happy experience

Or else you can sit there telling yourself that all day even though it doesn't work because that's the difference between thoughts and emotions...but you can be distracted.

28. When you get the hang of this, before you know it you will KNOW you are the creator

And if I was wayyy ahead of you to begin with?

29. Life can and should be phenomenal .. and it will be when you consciously apply the Law of Attraction

It was before, but it can be more so.

30. Universe will re-arrange itself accordingly

Mind-boggling coincidences and proactive intent can do wonders for circumstance.

31. Start by using this sentence for all of your wants: "I'm so happy and grateful now that.... "

I am so happy and grateful now that there are so many things worth believing in.

32. You don't need to know HOW the universe is going to rearrange itself

But if you can understand how you think it rearranges itself it probably wouldn't hurt.

33. LOA is simply figuring out for yourself what will generate the positive feelings of having it NOW

Find the positive in negatives through learning and then set inspiring examples.

34. You might get an inspired thought or idea to help you move towards what you want faster

If you're around me you might get rained on by them every day.

35. The universe likes SPEED. Don't delay, don't second-guess, don't doubt..


36. When the opportunity or impulse is there .. ACT

Did the Secret Law of Attraction really just tell me to act impulsively?

37. You will attract everything you require - money, people, connections.. PAY ATTENTION to what's being set in front of you

Perfect. (answer continued from above question and answer)

38. You can start with nothing .. and out of nothing or no way - a WAY will be provided.

Please open sesame?

39. HOW LONG??? No rules on time .. the more aligned you are with positive feelings the quicker things happen

Oh, that little technicality.

40. Size is nothing to the universe (unlimited abundance if that's what you wish) We make the rules on size and time

Then I prefer abundance.

41. No rules according to the universe .. you provide the feelings of having it now and the universe will respond

Om. lol

42. Most people offer the majority of their thought in response to what they are observing (bills in the mail, being late, having bad luck...etc..)

You don't say?

43. You have to find a different approach to what is through a different vantage point

And you have a myriad of options.

44. "All that we are is a result of what we have thought" - Buddha

And all that we feel is the same.

45. What can you do right now to turn your life around?? Gratitude

Pick up my equivalent of the Bible.

46. Gratitude will bring more into our lives immediately

Thank you.

47. What we think about and THANK about is what we bring about

Thank you for the kindness of your spirit, it will not be forgotten.

48. What are the things you are grateful for?? Feel the gratitude.. focus on what you have right now that you are grateful for

Repeat after me: I'm grateful I might be as great as I thought I might be if I just keep thinking correctly.

49. Play the picture in your mind - focus on the end result


50. VISUALIZE!!! Rehearse your future

Note to self: Visualize future.

51. VISUALIZE!!! See it, feel it! This is where action begins

Some things cannot help being envisioned.

52. Feel the joy .. feel the happiness)

I feel the joy, I feel the Happiness.

53. An affirmative thought is 100 times more powerful than a negative one

At least powerful in a positive versus negative direction.

54. "What this power is, I cannot say. All I know is that it exists." Alexander Graham Bell

'the God circuit'

55. Our job is not to worry about the "How". The "How" will show up out of the commitment and belief in the "what"

And it will blow your mind.

56. The Hows are the domain of the universe. It always knows the quickest, fastest, most harmonious way between you and your dream

Do you know the Hows?

57. If you turn it over to the universe, you will be surprised and dazzled by what is delivered .. this is where magic and miracles happen

So far, so good.

58. Turn it over to the universe daily.. but it should never be a chore.

Like consistently putting periods on all the statements uniformly.

59. Feel exhilarated by the whole process .. high, happy, in tune

And be a better person for it.

60. The only difference between people who are really living this way is they have habituated ways of being.

And we are all creatures of habit and group influence.

61. They remember to do it all the time

That's what the TV commercial told me at least.

62. Create a Vision Board .. pictures of what you want to attract .. every day look at it and get into the feeling state of already having acquired these wants

Project: Vsyon Board just got created.

63. "Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions." Albert Einstein

I wonder how our fantasylands compare.

64. Decide what you want .. believe you can have it, believe you deserve it, believe it's possible for you

Now it's just a few technicalities, red tape, performance, and time.

65. Close your eyes and visualize having what you already want - and the feeling of having it already.

Epic like you don't even know.

66. Focus on being grateful for what you have already .. enjoy it!! Then release into the universe. The universe will manifest it.

Merry Xmas!

67. "Whatever the mind of man can conceive, it can achieve" W. Clement Stone

And having the right friends never hurt.

68. Set a goal so big that if you achieved it, it would blow your mind.

What's that Pinky?

69. When you have an inspired thought, you must trust it and act on it.

And if you have too many to act on at least write them down.

70. How can you become more prosperous?? INTEND IT!!

Surround yourself with successful role models.

71. 'Checks are coming in the mail regularly'... or change your bank statement to whatever balance you want in there... and get behind the feeling of having it.

Same person, different playset and wardrobe.

72. Life is meant to be abundant in ALL areas...

But some are more abundant than others.

73. Go for the sense of inner joy and peace then all outside things appear

I usually go because I'm curious and interested, but outside things appear anyway.

74. We are the creators of our universe

And legends in our own minds, not monkeys like these guys:

75. Relationships: Treat yourself the way you want to be treated by others .. love yourself and you will be loved

Love the spiritual mirror thing you've got going on.

76. Healthy respect for yourself

And respectful behavior towards yourself and others behind it.

77. For those you work with or interact with regularly .. get a notebook and write down positive aspects of each of those people.

My mind is a checklist like that.

78. Write down the things you like most about them (don't expect change from them). Law of attraction will not put you in the same space together if you frequencies don't match

Note to self: Avoid known douchebags and airheads anyway.

79. When you realize your potential to feel good, you will ask no one to be different in order for you to feel good.

(insert James Brown music)

80. You will free yourself from the cumbersome impossibilities of needing to control the world, your friends, your mate, your children....

It was just a hobby anyway.

81. You are the only one that creates your reality

And reality creates what you think about it, but your thoughts aren't always accurate.

82. No one else can think or feel for you .. its YOU .. ONLY YOU.

Although other people's behavior can cause you to think differently.

83. Health: thank the universe for your own healing. Laugh, stress free happiness will keep you healthy.

Thanks Universe! Tell your mom I said hi!

84. Immune system will heal itself

Life is designed to be all cool like that.

85. Parts of our bodies are replace every day, every week..etc... Within a few years we have a brand new body

Now just be sure to keep tabs on your soul.

86. See yourself living in a new body. Hopeful = recovery. Happy = happier biochemistry. Stress degrades the bod.


87. Remove stress from the body and the body regenerates itself. You can heal yourself

To an extent.

88. Learn to become still .. and take your attention away from what you don't want, and place your attention on what you wish to experience

As long as you can afford to.

89. When the voice and vision on the inside become more profound and clear than the opinions on the outside, then you have mastered your life

So you don't have to dress cool to be spiritual?

90. You are not here to try to get the world to be just as you want it. You are here to create the world around you that you choose.

It's almost magical at times.

91. And allow the world as others choose to see it, exist as well

Unless it's harmfully delusional. No harm, no Yellowcard.

92. People think that if everyone knows the power of the LOA there won't be enough to go around .. This is a lie that's been ingrained in us and makes so many greedy.

Always consider the source, then compare your I.Q. and knowledgebase to the average person much less an expert on the subject if you can even comprehend such a conceptual level.

93. The truth is there is more than enough love, creative ideas, power, joy, happiness to go around.

Thank God.

94. All of this abundance begins to shine through a mind that is aware of it's own infinite nature. There's enough for everyone. See it. Believe it. it will show up for you.

You've got the power, what are you going to do with it?

95. So let the variety of your reality thrill you as you choose all the things you want.. get behind the good feelings of all your wants.

When reality feels like a dream you're on the right track.

96. Write your script. When you see things you don't want, don't think about them, write about them, talk about them, push against them, or join groups that focus on the don't wants... remove your attention from don't wants.. and place them on do wants

Hey Allen, remember that script 'From a Distance'...or your other stories. (LYTBULB)

97. We are mass energy. Everything is energy. EVERYTHING.

Which only proves how little we truly know about anything, because what we perceive all day is reality, comical and pathetic as that may be according to the news.

98. Don't define yourself by your body .. it's the infinite being that's connected to everything in the universe.

But looking this pretty takes some effort. Well, at least damn sure don't only define yourself by your body.

99. One energy field. Our bodies have distracted us from our energy. We are the infinite field of unfolding possibilities. The creative force.

(transformer humming noise)

100. Are your thoughts worthy of you? If not - NOW is the time to change them. You can begin right were you are right now. Nothing matters but this moment and what you are focusing your attention on.



What are the odds I can go back and read through all these without getting distracted?

Well, I did it without missing a stride. Didn't expect that. Perhaps I just need things delivered to me in the right format or I make more out of my A.D.D. than it really is? ;)

God help us, the world feels like one big practical joke sometimes.

I think the moral to the story is: It's all in your head, and you must be aware and choose carefully how you let that be programmed or choose to program it, because the human belief mechanism is self-reinforcing. It's perfectly imperfect really...and that explains everything.

(You don't even wanna know the link I was gonna put here.) lolz But WoW.



Wednesday, June 17, 2009

About the Ark

...and they lived happily ever after...

The Mythic Call

Sorry I've been behind on my writing/feedback lately kids...I've been a little preoccupied...

In a good way.

I'll catch up soon.



P.S. L.A. Lakers victory riots? Really? What the f*ck is wrong with some people? On SO many levels? Why do those among us who don't act like heathens have to tolerate such behavior? Grrr... I'm ashamed. Seriously, come the f*ck on people. That is all. Carry on.

P.P.S. Bonus metaphorical twist. Or not. lol

Sunday, June 14, 2009

More context.

(insert time machine flashback)

Monday, January 19, 2009

Blurring things.
Current mood:Sarcastically dramatic.
Category: Life
(This is an edited rewrite of a previous post of mine. Can you blindly guess the date?)

So anywho, I was lured into watching some Ron Paul propaganda, and I
realized there is a strong voice of dissent from the one man that made
a statement about not selling out...

...things that make you go hmmm...

Ah, the hell with it.

Here's what I wrote about I'm not even sure guys would love
the stuff I haven't been posting. Although I suppose it's probably
open knowledge and a running inside joke amongst certain law
enforcement and intelligence communities given The Patriot Act and all.

It would almost be disappointing if it's not.

You KNOW they have got some funny stories of tracking some funny it's just a matter of them 'spinning-off' with a career
change into writing and the use of fake names and metaphors etc.
Seriously, where are all the sitcoms about the CIA, FBI, NSA, DHS, EDD,
etc. spying on you? (Yes, I threw EDD in there just to be a
smartass.) They can spy on us... but have to be too secretive about
the information to even give us some good sitcom entertainment out of
it? WTF? Where is your sense of humor?

Good-day mates!


"Why are we talking with Australian accents?"

Because I spent the whole first part of the story on MySpace Australia semi-unknowingly for no reason.

Don't ask me. The funny thing about online technology is it is largely
geographically independent. I could be next door, but you'd think I'm in
Australia b/c I overlooked one little field. Think about how close so
many are physically while being psychologically isolated.

It's all relative, but that's ironically irrelevant occasionally.

Here's the nonsense for today:

Remember how I'm always talking about safety mechanisms through
parallel stories? My whole little literary 'kingdom prototype in your mind's
sky' thing?

Well, just in case, I've got a few pretty serious
marketing campaigns just waiting on me to decide what to use them's just a matter of choosing how to be most constructive I
suppose. ;)

I digress...

...while lost in la-la land,
fighting a war on fighting and war...or was it just boredom and
creative writing expressing disdain for ships of fools adrift in
man-made perfect storms? Alright...don't listen to me...but drowning

Can no one trust anyone anymore for Christ's sake? And by Christ I
mean the Sun and the idealized human behavioral metaphor...not the propaganda messiah. Why not
start redefining what's right with the +ru+h vs. CHOSEN blind

What do you mean it's not chosen but believed? Do you choose to
believe? Do you believe you are chosen? Do you not think everyone
should have to openly explain the meaning of life according to them and
how they choose to pursue it? Shouldn't it be done BLINDLY on
performance, personality, intelligence, creativity, and the ability to
perform in that capacity most efficiently, effectively, happily, fairly
and honestly if not compassionately?

So where the f*ck are the rest of these fools' minds @?

Don't get me started.

Although if it is just a financial metaphor you will survive right? At
what cost? I'm going to make a t-shirt that says "Are we living in
fear yet?"

I chase my tail, it chases me. My tail gives me attitude on occasion, sometimes I forget it exists and ignore it.

Is this how people see God or are they living in an entirely different
and twistedly false group fantasy? Why? Suit yourselves...but mine is
SO MUCH BETTER. The Spaghetti Monster gives me lots of flexibility when I preach. lol

"Can the economy be saved by commemorative plate sales?"

Figures the infomercial "fine print predators' would whore out the new
president before he was even president. Comically tragic irony wrapped
in mind-twisting bullshit. So you put some stickers on coins and sold
them for $20 a set? Really Montel? Really? With the recession coming
and all? Really?

Hi! I'm Allyn 'the Arbitration' Tygrrr. :)

(insert sarcastic alternate strategy)

Operation: Yellowcard :)

That's right, you have a temporary
yellow insert over the flag or 'not-designed-to-be-blanket' issue if necessary while we arbitrate
what the hell certain people have done to the future of our lives and
why. I'm sorry...but I want the absolute best of the best running and
designing the systems that govern me...that is NOT what I see or how our
current government operates.

It's getting embarrassing and probably causing lots of psychological trauma. Ya think?

It becomes apparent quickly and painfully sometimes.

I would argue my plan is better.

Too extreme? You don't want to try and bribe certain people out of
leading us down a future path to Idiocracy BEFORE we run out of
imaginary money to buy them off with?

OK, fine...then can we at least elect Google to design an 'optimized'
government from the ground up as I proposed a few years back? No,
seriously. Use data to understand just how 'less than ideal' things
are, then design a plan to correct it to 'best practices'
sustainability by the most efficient and effective means necessary.

Well, suit yourselves. If nothing else this abstract argument should
encourage 'healthy debate'. Personally I think Octomom's behavior and
choices are criminal and abusive...but who am I to judge?...except
someone who has gone above and beyond to not burden others unfairly nor
bring innocent life into the world irresponsibly.

Sue me.

Speaking of failure to tame the rhetoric...

Guess what? WTF Radio is starting again. Get out your pom-poms girls!

Saturdays @ 1 PST on -->

Go Obama!...can you get
me a minute-by-minute breakdown of what the CEO's that accepted the
funds are doing? For what it cost us, we need to see the lifestyle
that precipitated it from a '1st-person' perspective. ;)

That is all.


P.S. The beauty about numbers is that they don't lie...unless it was lies that created them.

P.P.S. Has anyone else noticed how 1980's-ishly outdated the Dow Jones
board that keeps erasing years of your savings on super-CGI-enhanced TV is? The Lord works in
mysterious ways.

Bonus Video!!! --> Australian Politicians vs. The Media Debating 'our' Economy

Saturday, June 13, 2009

The End Game

Ha. Yeah, like whatever.

Well kids, there's good news and there's bad news.

The good news is I've met some really wonderful, amazing people online lately, so thank God I'm finally getting the right kind of friends and influences I need around me again.

The bad news is apparently my whole plan to conquer/save the world is wrong according to this guy:

Dear media, government, religious circles, friends...please discuss at will.

I'm sure you're aware of how I rail against certain elements of our society like false advertising and predatory mindsets that take advantage of and abuse other people, but, although this guy is intelligent, I don't think his radical and hostile attitude towards eradicating money will work nor is something so extreme necessary...but since I spent the last few days debating this guy in circles about something completely different (something about principle, character, and fact...which I won...go figure), I figured it might not hurt to post his take on things since he defends them so strongly.

I will admit he is a much better writer than me, but I think his screen name ('Fukyio Pinion' = 'Fuk yir opinion') and attitude could use a little improvement.

...something about honey and vinegar.

He does have some very good points, I agree with him on a lot of stuff, but we need practical plans that work in the difference between reality and the dream on this one is a much farther stretch then some of the 'save the world' plans I've proposed...but hey, this is for the sake of argument.

The rest of my week has been a LONG story...but in a amazingly positive surreal way.

Go me!

Thanks God/Jesus/Aliens/whomever!

Un-f-n-believable is right.



Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Is God Religious?

Here's a pretty well-written article I found discussing just that.


Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Operation: Cynderella

'A seat at the table'

And once again welcome to the this edition of the craziest shit I ever heard...

from Allen...

this week...

that might also be one of the most brilliant and yet simplistic G-D ideas of all time...

Oh? What's that? You wanna know why it's called Operation: Cynderella?

Y = Why...and you just asked why. Get it?

...just a step or two ahead... already knew that key to the symbolism, but you wanted to know where oh where and how did the Cynderella character just pop into the story?

Because I had the brilliant idea for my plan to save the world...or at least build the model to do it...while washing dishes.

My life went from dishwasher = taken for granted to WTF happened to the dishwasher?

Actually that's happened to me a few different times in life but it always goes back to living in a circumstance with a dishwasher one way or another.

There's actually a beyond-brilliant actual sub-text to this story, but only if it works out of course. I love hypothesizing things that seem impossible and then turning them into 3D living, breathing reality.


So...there I was pondering some of the recent groups I've joined on Facebook and how to potentially use them to their full capacity. There was a bit of comically mis-directed drama associated by some to the whole scheme...but I think it's largely unfounded for my purposes. I mean, since when is the UN a bad thing? Some (very intelligent actually) dude's all trippin like blah, blah, blah...and I just think he is an antagonistic thinker instead of a builder/designer like me. He doesn't understand the UN is exactly the tool we (or at least I) need.

(lightning strike)

OK. Now this whole plan is going to need some ingredients, and remember, it's comically delusional in the first place, it's not like we could create an international economy-stimulating plan to model the entire world digitally.

Bear with me. This isn't as impossible as the insane amounts spent on military technology. So much destruction of so much of man's glorious efforts invested...

For what? Because you couldn't design a better global control system to protect them?

WTF? Grrr... I'm not a destroyer, I'm a designer.

Every time you destroy something, you destroy the meaning of all the heart and soul that was put into it. Life wasted that need not be. That is obviously not efficient, as well as being very painful, which ultimately leads to more than a small fraction of the world's most serious problems. Mind you, I understand all serious problems are relative, but I also understand the escape from them feels equally liberating.

Improvement is improvement.

Now then, what if we could design a way to offer humanity more of that in real life, so less of it will need to be demanded from the spiritual level? Not that there's anything wrong with the spiritual level, but if you more closely aligned the spiritual level globally... That could be cool huh? It should become more automatic as man is more in harmony with the planet and his own natural programming spectrum.

See, humans are funny creatures. And from this point on, humans no longer exist. Only monkeys. For the purposes of our modeling, we will be using monkeys. Monkey representations of humans, but monkeys just the same.

Are you a doctor? No, you're a monkey who thinks you're a doctor acting like a doctor. Is that a Holy man? No, that's a monkey acting like a Holy man. Is that a _______? No, it's a monkey acting like a ________. As Jesus once said: If they're mean to you, just say "nice suit" and keep walking. You know they're just monkeys too.

The idea here is something beyond a real-world Second Life 3D Google Maps Streetview Reality Simulation project. It's not nearly as complicated as it sounds...we're just waiting on the technology...which is coming quick, we just need to figure out how to map and install the model in reality. I guess it's taken a long time for monkeys to become so advanced...although they've been thinking they were advanced for a really long time right? Don't worry, history is going to look back at this and laugh.

(enter the UN)

Why not stick some Google Street View picture setups on the UN vehicles?

Why not create some robot cameras for internet real-time broadcast of...

Whoops! The Daily Show and Colbert Report time.

Detailing my model on how to model and account for every life in virtual reality before changing them in real life will have to wait until later.


P.S. It's funny how I brand cleaning my room 'Operation: Cynderella' just to make myself enjoy doing it. True Cynderella analogy is a story not yet shared. Wow. I've been writing while watching the Daily Show...looks like my A.D.D. is going back and forth between screens. Welcome to my world! lol ;)

P.P.S. The 'Cynderella' aspect is also the ultimate plan to have every person in this world 'accounted for' and a 'seat at the table of humanity' for them. Have different levels of tables in different places to start, but then use technology to coordinate and assist in building new ways. Once everyone has a laptop and a 'seat at the virtual table in my model society', once everything is worked out and tested in the model first (virtually, like a Facebook-type experience) then the world could be instantly reprogrammed and redesigned from the 'inside out'. Call me crazy, but at least give me points for tryin. ;)

P.P.P.S. Now Colbert's on in Iraq...with his new fur cut. I like quality entertainment.

Monday, June 8, 2009

No, but seriously...

What's going on in the media these days?

I only wish you guys could read my emails...or that the NSA would just share them openly.


Merry Tuesday!



P.S. The funniest shit ever is that Dan still thinks I'm taking over the world or something...even though he doesn't read my blog regularly. It's been a year or two since I got him semi-caught-up in the whole conspiracy, and I only talk to him to say hi every few months since he's still in the East Coast. WTF? No, seriously, what the f*ck is really going on? He's not smoking weed, so I can't blame the weed. Hmmm...

Dear Media,

The only way to truly appreciate the comedy of my life would be to track my virtual misadventures and conversations on Facebook (and possibly even MySpace).

I wish I had the time and patience to repost some of these conversations...but for now I'll just remain silent. It is pure comedy though, on level so brilliant I could never write it myself. Nor could I likely write so passionately for such an extended period of time unless actually engaged in a heated debate or defense of some random principle.

Good news!!!

Today I officially go back to saving my own life!

Self-Directed Behavior book? Check.

Let's where was I?

This part is always tough, because within the first few sentences, a flood of knowledge of what I am 'supposed' to be doing versus what I have been doing rushes over me. Damn A.D.D.


Hopefully more compelling, informative, useful entries to follow.


Happy Monday!



Friday, June 5, 2009


"The vice of over-population and dwindling resources."

Whoopsy! Did we do that? = FAIL x infinity if you don't correct the

I keep trying to tell ya'll...I got/we need an App for that.

Dubai? Las Vegas? Hell, even LA...

Shame on your excess and inefficiency. I didn't realize the Earth was in such bad shape although I did realize mankind's behavior is FUBAR to a level that's ironically self-destructive. Hey, join the club, apparently the greatest nations in the world are doing it, but...

If we're going to survive, we're going to be needing to start doing things more intelligently...ya think?

I haven't finished watching it yet, but this movie is an eye-opener.

Pull your heads out of the sand kids, the world's not gonna save itself.

If not global warming, the over-expanding population and almost grotesque consumption of natural, non-renewable resources should be terrifying. No kids for me so that others shall live? Sure, fine...they just better be better human specimens than me...and that's not what I see. :( Fuck certain human behavior and mentality. :)





(MySpace update)

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The shit people randomly send via the internets seems amusingly pointless sometimes...although I had no idea such a thing existed before, I kind of suspected something like it did. Interesting, a bird dancing to real old school music in real life. I wonder what happens if you play gangsta rap or techno?

Thursday, June 4, 2009


On Facebook my friends are media personalities, rocket scientists, and 'alternative' intellectuals from around the world...and I haven't 'whored out' that profile--i.e. just befriended hundreds of people I don't know well.

Conversely, my MySpace 'friend pool' is populated with comedians and relatively high percentage of bimbos relatively speaking?



Apparently just demographics and the law of averages.

O M G the trainwrecks are predictable and comical, yet are still painful to watch.

I mean, as a people watcher, several key elements of the human condition under different circumstances stand out.

It's too bad, because I only find about 1 out of every hundred girls 'cute' enough to even consider, and beyond that, with my moral expectations and intellectual 'projection' level...f*ck.

...and you wonder why I focused on Hollywood as presumably the kind of place I would find 'dreamgirl' because they would have the same ultra-ambitious 'life view' and still be damn good human beings.

I mean really. All I ever wanted was to find a female version of myself or better...but damn, I guess the odds are stacked against me.

Then you throw the ultimate capitalism pyramid scheme mindset on top of the human behavioral fire...and whoosh!


Yeah. I know. That's what I'm saying.

It's all part of the plan.



"this is good though, because it gives me an idea how to fix it"


P.S. Fine. Fuck it. But if I get rich, and then girls like me, how in the fuck can I feel OK about that, because they aren't completely the right type of girls. But I'm in such an 'extreme' position instead of just a 'normal' one, I can't really even test that effectively. Which gives me an idea...

P.P.S. Yes, you may have parts of a wonderful human being in you as well. I feel bad that our society so looks up to attractive people, when if everyone were just attractive and intelligent...would the world run completely differently without the circumstantial conditioning into less-than-ideal behavior patterns? Maybe?

P.P.P.S. I put myself through A LOT, but I am so damn happy to be me. I presume everyone else feels that way too? If not, your mind should naturally adapt to rationalize whatever hand you've been dealt. But the catch is, the human 'internal' range of emotion is controlled by the mind, and with the right 'well-designed' blinders on, things like the Christian 'Heaven is in your mind and doesn't consider material possessions' we just need to update the storyline to make a real difference in the world.

P.P.P.P.S. At least my real life friends are totally normal. lol

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

I'm just saying...

If it were my Death Star, we would totally be running this shit more efficiently and respectfully.

Sorry. Blame Stephen (or Stephen's writers).

The Colbert Report just said we have a Death Star!!!

Woohoo!!! Doh. Woohoo!!!

Only because I can just start more conversations with 'If it were my Death Star...' instead of 'If it were my planet...'.

Eh, same difference, but he sounded excited about it and they dropped some balloons, so it might be a literary device worth mentioning.

Also, the alternative marriage categorizations he proposed make sense in a sarcastic way, just like what so much of what I occasionally spout does.

Or not.

Whatever dog.

If people got over themselves enough to admit that they may not be right because they don't know any better, then you are 90% of the way there.


Hey. Life experience builds character, although some people have much more amazing characters to start.

I don't like "tough, mean" companies and I don't necessarily like "tough, mean" people unless it's just a front and they're really, really nice to me because my role as a writer is to gauge shit like that. And then I don't let them be pricks to other people, which is why I'm the kind of person that's worth knowing. I have standards.

OK, in the 'non-TV-reflecting' news, I didn't make it to the candlelight vigil for the two Vanguard journalists as I had intended to...but seriously, it's like God didn't want that to happen, so I just turned back home and saved my sanity from the traffic after I only made it to Carson by 5:40 (after leaving my house at 5).

Hey, I took the Google Maps alotted amount of time 'w/traffic', but at the pace I was making, that wasn't going to happen as planned. I guess they don't take rush hour and rain into account in their estimated time estimates, and that's as soon as I could leave.

Oh well, sorry kids, I'll get to meet you guys another time.

My thoughts are with the girls. I tried to spin my 'Dear Leader' rhetoric in the best way possible lest anyone is paying attention, that's the best I can do.

Speaking of perfect storms...

It was absolutely gorgeous yesterday with the coolest looking clouds in the sky. I didn't bring my camera and was on the motorcycle, or else I probably would have taken pictures of them they were so cool....and I'm not the kind of person that thinks about taking pictures of clouds very often. In case you care.

Today it was drizzling and sprinkling on and off all day...until I left for Santa Monica...when it literally started pouring when I walked out the door towards my car.

WTF? I mean really, WTF? This is why I can't believe in God, because if I did, all the other 'what are the odds?' coincidences would make me think God just loves to fuck with me.

Lately I've been worried that my recent life path is still aimed near the spotlight in a possibly 'still misdirected' way. It occurs to me, if I go the talkshow host route, I most likely won't be able to get super-rich from it...but it would be fun and I would be happy...although my previous life plans were always worried about designing epic business models.

When I was in high school, my 'dream' was to start a company, and do well enough with whatever I created that I took it national...and possibly even international.

Then I went to college just to say I did and get a piece of paper, and after that moved to Hollywood.

(change direction and start over completely)

(several times)

See. Here's the kicker. This is where I realize my fragile (super) ego (insecurity) got in the way of my better judgment before.

(enter Allen the model on the catwalk or whatever)

Exhibit A: What the fuck am I doing?

I could never have gotten rich as a male model, it was just to prove some token feeling of importance and that all that time I spent working out was worth something (and to meet really pretty girls) next thing you know, I'm trying to make money looking pretty when I not super-pretty, and ignoring my much more powerful characteristics, that had sense been sidetracked as I was focused on all the wrong shit that I realize I lot of MySpace-type people still do.

...and we won't even get into the stupid fucking club scene...

Bad choices in women. Enough said. Lessons learned.


Why didn't I think about the media option WAY back then?

I could have saved years of wasted life.

Honest to God, didn't know it existed.

Oh well, better late than never.


Real-estate or rolling the dice in Hollywood? Both. ...and maybe design as a hobby.

It just occurred to me I've done extensive research on this before. I should retrace my steps, because although my circumstance changes, my mind used to do pretty damn good at thinking shit out to the Nth degree.

When in doubt, just go back to where you left off before...right?

Alright, I'm rambled enough for now. Been taken notes still...

Thank God for small things right Allen?


But I can't help but keep staring at everything else that's possible anyway.

Call me a dreamer...

'night dreamer!

doveryai, no proveryai