Tygrrr v. Gangs

So it's Monday. Wow, one seventh of my life is comprised of Mondays. Who knew?

Or maybe you always knew, but just never thought about it like that.

If your belief is that Mondays are miserable, then perhaps you haven't designed your life right?

Hey, guilty as charged...but that's before I A.) didn't know better and B.) tried anything but the theoretically impossible.

There are varying levels of impossible my friends. For apparently the world has blessed me with yet another level of WTF to start this week off.

(insert lesbian gangs)

Now then, the thought of some protective matrix of mutually hand-chosen sex icons seems almost logical if nothing else...but, ummm...that's not the kind of gangs the report was about.

Here, MotherforTruth sent it to me via Current.

http://current.com/items/90036352_lesbian-gangs.htm

Oh yeah, if you ever wanna know how I really feel, I've been a regular voice on Current under the screen names TheColorYellow and damnneargenius. Knock yourselves out. :)

Anywho, enough about me.

You would like a demonstration of ability instead?

Sidetrack: Hey, look what came in the mail today...I haven't watched it yet, but, given the theme, it seems convenient don't you think?

http://videos.howstuffworks.com/discovery/32425-science-of-the-impossible-becoming-invisible-video.htm

Of course you can't be invisible visibly, but metaphorically....

Man, our society is full of invisible people.

Allow me to explain how a certain more effective thought process might work...

Imagine if only I apply what I haven't been?

Well, that depends on you of course. What is it that you want?

What do you think the world would be like from different perspectives?

Where would you like to start?

What is the one thing you would like to experience being besides being your current self?

What is the one thing you want more than anything else?

Now then, do you want to try and find out how we attain that?

And Mike probably thinks buying Snuggies is dumb, except as symbolic mockery of yourself for wearing it.

Hey, seriously, all the presumably cool kids are doing it.

Well...in certain circles at least.

Who me?

Not I.

But I've noticed the trend.

;)

Let's see, where was I? Oh yes, promising to find a way to make your wildest dreams come true in modifying your performance to achieve them. Hey, until virtual reality gets here, I can only bend the rules of reality so much.

So, do you want to be part of history?

You are your own history, so make it something nice right?

I can only imagine where my life will be in 30 years.

How can I build a temple on the Playboy foundation?

It that thinking too 'big'?

Oh hey, it's Playboy Mike Stevens texting me...as I'm ignoring the Colbert Report in the background.

(facepalm)

Hang on.

The text message says "DO IT".

Ummm...damn my short-term memory all to hell. Damn I'm good.

But luckily, it's not about me, it's about you, but I'm just on your side in trying to help you achieve a level or reality that is surreal in a good way...like religion, but with modern branding and concepts.

Is that so wrong?

It's not about me, it's about designing things that work.

So, whatever it is we're doing, it has to be real, it can't just be talk.

Wait, what are we doing again?

Oh, that's what we're talking about?

Well isn't this going seemingly too according to plan?

Do you believe you can do whatever it is you're aspiring to do?

On what grounds?

I don't know, reality stars are going to be starring in reality in the way I design the game.

Now then, all we have to do is come up with a definition of star...

Is cocaine a star?

Is sex a star?

So people that use those to 'boost' their star power...should be asterisked*? But...

Am I on a tangent again?

No worries. The beautiful news is I have a list of objectives...that I lost a long time ago.

I would like to end by saying, you're all wonderful people if you've taken the time to read this.

;)

BTW...Mike was actually texting me about my offer to send Colbert the link to his 'The Real Navy' video, but upon watching Colbert eat cat food on his show...well, that's the only reason I thought of the video in the first place. I've never seen anyone do that except them. Wow, I suppose that's priceless in the 'hey my friends are...ummm...nevermind' category.

Mike is funny in how he just doesn't give a fook.

I'm funny in how much I pretend I do to the point that it becomes real.

Isn't that how the behavior control model is supposed to work?

Christianity just doesn't seem...ummm...real enough for me, so trying to stand on those Christian morals I was heavily influenced by without believing the hype is interesting...and quite difficult if not occasionally seeming equally pointless.

Southern California is like jungle in many ways, and if God is so great and powerful, I'm not sure why he tolerates so much bullshit.

But why?

Why do you go to church?

Why not...right?

Well...that's all I'm saying. Either way, there is reason behind it.

Those reasons can be measured and weighed, and no, I have no idea where I'm going with this. I am just bored and forcing myself to write everyday.

I'm going to watch that video on how to become invisible.

See ya'll round cyberspace.

;)

+AES

Update: 7 seconds in..."Science of the Impossible" and dramatic music. I like it already.

Invisible women running into each other huh? Wow. That's intense.

I don't know how many dimensions there are, all I know is that humans have the equivalent of ant brains we don't completely/remotely? understand, or else we wouldn't have the world wired as we do. People are funny creatures, myself included. ;)

Here's 1: The First Person dimension. Imagine if the entire world is watching you through your own perspective. How many people think/act that way? Why? So where is the soul in that equation? Front and center right?